Gifts for March 8: what not to give women

Have you decided what to give a girl on March 8? But we know exactly what not to give! We present you the anti-rating of women’s gifts for March 8.

Many women have a sweet tooth and do not hide it, but giving candy or a cake on March 8 is like signing a death warrant for yourself. Have you forgotten that in the spring she loses weight every year by the summer?! Then you are at great risk of becoming an obstacle to slimness, and after — and the main culprit of her extra pounds. Beware, otherwise on the next holiday you will have to give her a subscription to a fitness center, and this gift certainly risks becoming the last one in your relationship.

Teddy bears and bunnies of all shapes and sizes have long ceased to evoke emotion in us, especially if the whole apartment is littered with such toys. Yes, even if they are about your height, have the same soft cozy stomach and look like a delinquent cat from Shrek. Leave these amenities for younger girls: the age limit is from 0 to 15.

Does the girl like to cook and constantly indulge you with culinary masterpieces? You — lucky! However, this is not a reason to give her a new frying pan, mixer or, God forbid, a rolling pin. Save your health.

If you come to the store and, fearfully looking around at the mannequin or sales assistants, are trying to choose underwear or clothes for your lady in the right size, it’s better to leave this idea right away. You may be lucky, and you can even guess it, but here we must reveal a terrible secret: the taste of women is so unpredictable and cannot be measured by the parameters of other representatives of the fair sex, that you should not even try to experiment or ask someone’s advice. And forget about tights! Unless, of course, you need another pair of new socks for your next holiday.

A bath set consisting of shower gel, balm or deodorant is, of course, a very necessary and practical thing, but far from the best gift for March 8th. A girl may misunderstand you and decide that this is a hint of her inappropriate appearance or an unpleasant aroma … And if after that she still remains supportive of you, she will definitely appreciate this meager flight of fantasy and next time she will take revenge in the same way.